Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

Crispy

When something isn't legit.... its CRISPY

J: dawg i got soo high yesterday
F: word man thats CRISPY!
J: ya EYAWWW
F:EYAWWWW

by EYAWWWW123 June 5, 2010

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022