Andreas

Andreas is an extremely unique name for men. The reason why it’s so unique and rare is because it was actually illegal to name your kid Andreas. It was illegal because it is believed to be a name of ancient Gods and Kings, and when given the name Andreas you are more likely to succeed than others, and you will most likely be very beautiful. These advantages has caused problems in society because it is actually proven by several research reports and experiments that the name does in fact give you God like abilities and enormous benefits in life. It has now become legal to name your kid Andreas, but it’s still fround upon.. Especially in Norway, where the name seem to provide more benefits and qualities.

I wish you could be more like an Andreas
I once dated someone called Andreas
I would love to make you look more like an Andreas
Oh, I’ll have an Andreas please

by Not Andreas November 23, 2021

Andreas

one of the most handsome men. They generally make the best couple with people thats name start with A

I can't believe Andreas finally asked me out

by joemamacy June 7, 2020

Dirty Andreas

getting a sloppy while playing roblox

Person 1: hey man i just got a Dirty Andreas

Person 2: did i asl

by kkGAmingK January 24, 2022

Andreas

He is the most hottest guy. Hes stronger then Ben 10, Guko and Saitama. He got the N word pass too.

Andreas is so strong and hot.

by Superhotguy6989 October 22, 2019

Andreas

Basically the best guy you could ever know. He's really smart but at the same time extremely dumb, two things that never go together but Andreas seems to balance perfectly. Everyone says he's tall although he's technically average but with short friends. Sadly, his name is rare, so not much is known about him and everyone seems to despise him, despite being the best person ever.

You are such an Andreas! What? I wish I were that awesome.
If you have an Andreas in your life, you're lucky

by TotallyNotAndreas November 23, 2021

Andreas

A great guy with a larger than average cock. Great boyfriend material and great in bed. Super handsome and will please you no matter your gender.

Girl: I wish Andreas was mine
Other girl: Why?
Girl: He’s got a perfect cock and he’s so sweet!

by DickMabbutt73965 November 21, 2021

Andrea

A parrot puppet in a Danish childrens show.
Facts about Andrea:
1. She is a princess
2. She has a helicopter
3. She has a frog best friend, Kaj, who is way cooler than Kermit

Did you watch 'Kaj og Andrea' as a kid?

Yes, and looking back, Andrea was a feminist icon

by TheManly March 29, 2023