the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner
by Arianas dussy May 21, 2022
Noun
A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.
An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.
Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.
An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.
Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.
If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.
There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.
There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
by IIIlIIl January 2, 2020
When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
by coop81230 April 26, 2015
A Broadway superstar who is the type of Guy that your partner will leave you to fangirl over.
You want to look like Aaron Tveit. If so, you will be able to be with anyone you chose.
Aaron Tveit is so perfect that he breaks the human standard. He must be an angel or better.
Also, he has the most angelic voice.
Final Rating: Infinity/10
A+++++++++++++++…. (It goes on forever)
“Aaron Tveit is God’s way of letting us know he loves us and wants us to be happy”-Benjamin Franklin if he saw Aaron Tveit.
You want to look like Aaron Tveit. If so, you will be able to be with anyone you chose.
Aaron Tveit is so perfect that he breaks the human standard. He must be an angel or better.
Also, he has the most angelic voice.
Final Rating: Infinity/10
A+++++++++++++++…. (It goes on forever)
“Aaron Tveit is God’s way of letting us know he loves us and wants us to be happy”-Benjamin Franklin if he saw Aaron Tveit.
Me*to genie lamp*: I wish I was Aaron Tveit
Genie:*makes me Aaron Tveit*
Me: This is the perfect human being. The prime specimen of the human race, if not better.
Me:*goes to crush’s house and rings doorbell*
Me*Hey I really like you, would you like to go out*
Her: Yes please, father my children
Genie:*makes me Aaron Tveit*
Me: This is the perfect human being. The prime specimen of the human race, if not better.
Me:*goes to crush’s house and rings doorbell*
Me*Hey I really like you, would you like to go out*
Her: Yes please, father my children
by SedWheatLoaf January 7, 2023
by on October 10, 2020
by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn May 13, 2011
Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.
by Dg2155 February 20, 2021