ape bitch

A female with excess body hair, usually in the underarm or facial regions. Often seen in a club at 3am, trying to pick up the guy who is maggot as fuck. A desparate, ugly being.

"man, did you see that ape bitch last night? she was dirt! Fucking ugly cunt!"

by LMacca August 4, 2008

Cave ape

name for a terrorist, insurgent or of middle eastern heritage

That fu*kin cave ape piece of sh*t!

by sandniggerkiller. October 31, 2011

oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

by ScrapIronJaw November 16, 2010

balcony ape

A fat smelly nigger who sits there on his balcony drinking malt liquor and smoking Newport shorts, wishing his food stamps would re up.

Fucking bobby the balcony ape still sitting there on his swing.

by Moon lover November 3, 2015

boosted ape

someone who is bad and acts like a monkey at league of legends

Kai is a boosted ape

by WEOWEOKING October 31, 2016

boosted ape

someone who is bad and acts like a monkey at league of legends

Kai is a boosted ape

by WEOWEOKING October 31, 2016

AP kid

Someone who is in Advanced Placement classes and thinks they are quirky and funny (Girl AP kids), or thinks that showering and keeping good hygiene is less of a priority than calculus homework (Boy AP kids). These kids range anything from quiet to loud and trying too hard to trying too hard. These kids are usually found attending SAT prep camps, After school clubs, or just studying. Most of these kids, 1. aren’t funny and you are forced to laugh at their jokes, 2. Obnoxious and annoying, 3. Trying too hard all the time to fit in, 4. and think they are quirky for liking Tyler the Creator’s new album. BEWARE: Some people might be in all AP classes or in some and not be an AP kid. If you are looking to stop being an AP kid, it’s too late i’m sorry.

*loud girl voices*

Girl 1: “Did you hear about Kevin Abstract running in his front lawn for charity?”

Girl 2: “Oh my god, He’s so brave! I love him! Such a sweet hard. And I oop-“

Girl 1: “Hahaha that was so funny do it again!”

Me: “Look at those fucken retards!”

Cool dude #4007: “I know right. What a bunch of AP kids”

by cropssmyninaj July 19, 2019