NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.

Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*

by Campingnoob July 14, 2022

New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu

the new norm aint the same as the old norm

by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021

New Orleans Shine Dome

The New Orleans Shine Dome is when your are in the presence of a person with less hair than the average person has on their head for example a receding hair line or just being bald.So when your with them either a light or the sun catches their head and shines in your face which can cause a lot of discomfort.

Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.

Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!

by Englishmajor5697 May 9, 2018