Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

Fat Cock

the thig that make girls become lesbian

Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

lower back fat

A middle aged man or women that has lower back fat. Generally of average weight but our of shape. Fat collects in their lower back.

Please stop gripping my lower back fat (lbf).

by Lbf lover September 24, 2016

fat

you play genshin impact

bob: you're fat
ishowspeed: yes i do

by thexdfunn June 24, 2022

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020