Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

by Oreodelight November 1, 2017

Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,

Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!

by 9x7T August 2, 2023

Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it

Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?

by Moos September 1, 2019

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe

J.K. Rowling might be the world's most notorious FART, constantly running her mouth on Twitter/X.

Oh, "TERF" is offensive? How about "FART"?

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.

old fart alumni...

by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020

grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe

Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart

by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022