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This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day
Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019
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october 18 national take alexs hoddie day :)

Takes alexs mf hoddie
october 18 national take alexs hoddie day :) the fucking hoddie :) bet
by Alex mf October 17, 2019
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NATIONAL ALLY HAS SEX WITH DYLAN DAY

On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!
Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?

Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.
by dickmccheddar November 21, 2019
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