Get the Cat's worth of weed mug.A cat that is obsessed with a little red dot. She meows loudly in the morning and always needs attention. She usually refuses to leave the room unless you either carry her out or make her chase the red dot out. Also had her own Netflix account.
by ATM300zx May 23, 2019
Get the Stripey Cat mug.A domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. Rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. Really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.
by Kimmiebee25 January 11, 2017
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Kelly: "What happened to her best friend? I thought they were so close they were inseparable."
Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"
Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"
by singletrackmind May 29, 2023
Get the Yardley Cat mug."nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"
"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"
"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"
"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"
"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"
"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"
"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"
"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"
"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"
*meow*
"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"
"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"
"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"
"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"
"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"
"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"
"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"
"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"
*meow*
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