friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

Fake friend

Someone who isn’t considerate towards their friends. Someone who doesn’t acknowledge their friends.

Uriel Noriega is a fake friend, he never says hi to his friends. He ignores them.

by fakefriendidentifier February 26, 2020

friends

something you don't have.

You don't have friends.

L

by GetFuckedM8 October 1, 2021

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019

FWP (Friends with Possibilities)

Someone you think you like romantically and they might too but you are seeing each other as “friends”. The most potentially rewarding and deeply terrifying part of any new relationship. Not trying to just hook up but not ready to use the L word. Noticing you are having “feelings” for someone who is just a hangout buddy. Do they feel the same?

I’m seeing that girl again this weekend. I’m starting to feel FWP (Friends with Possibilities) energy but not sure if she just wants me as a friend (worse, sibling). Should I make my feelings clear and risk losing her or just wait and see where it goes? Argggh!

by Otter Dancing May 5, 2024

Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018

FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo

FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.

by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021