Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
by The perfect pair November 16, 2019
Get the Peanut butter Jelly timemug. 
When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009
Get the Lamar St. Time Bombmug. A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
Get the Chicago Nap Timemug. It means that you're having a really awesome time being all drunk, having sex like in lady gaga's music video.
person 1: dude are u going to Chyna's party?
person 2: hell yeah! We're going to have a gaga time!
person 1: Awesome!
person 2: hell yeah! We're going to have a gaga time!
person 1: Awesome!
by Lonna December 18, 2011
Get the Gaga Timemug. 1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
Get the one timemug. by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019
Get the Your mother times 3mug.