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by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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li'l friend

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025
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Throw Your Fascist Friend Day

February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.
heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
by coomconnoisseur February 3, 2022
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Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

*(;@KGS2010;)*
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Friend of Linda

A queer vegan individual (particularly one who attends vegan drag brunches).
"Are you a Friend of Linda?" "Of course! Are you going to the Friends of Linda vegan drag brunch next weekend?" "For sure! See you there!"
by SXSZworld August 29, 2022
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your best friend

Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.
You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend
by youuoy November 15, 2021
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Annoy Your Friend Day

June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!
Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"
by Toaster Overlord June 22, 2022
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