lindsey love

When you love someone but barely spend time with them in real life - a love that was founded off of mainly texting.

Sabrina: I love you.
Tariq: How can you love me if we barely see each other in real life?
Sabrina: I've always been in love with you.
Tariq: Stop with your lindsey love.

by therealtariq October 30, 2011

Love Vigilantes

A song by the musical band New Order, that is (or at least should be), according to NewOrderOnline.com, the hidden track of every commercial CD release relating to the band and any related band (ie: Joy Division, Electronic, various tribute albums)

"Where's Love Vigilantes!?"

by LTE September 8, 2006

love cake

the crusty leftovers from having sex left in pubuc hair

Man: "babe you should really take care of that love cake before you get closer to me"

by LaToya Blowya May 14, 2010

ghost love

When you sleep on your arm and wake up with a numb hand AND morning wood, then masturbate. The lack of feeling in your hand makes it feel like someone else is doing it, but you're alone. Must be a ghost.

Had a little ghost love this morning, today is gonna be a good day.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 22, 2019

love shovel

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

by Brentus August 23, 2005

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

love train

A line of latvian meer cats linking tails whilst having sex, thus resproducing at a world record breaking rate. Usually to the tune of 'Holidays are coming'.

Fo' Shizzle my < love train > nizzle

by Tomás March 27, 2003