That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”

by Literary Expert March 15, 2019

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

what the fuck is oatmeal

a shitpost and a meme

I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

by #Noodle October 19, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".

"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian

by Silverbeak February 23, 2024

what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.

what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?

by brandon Zito April 15, 2008