The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. This phrase has no singular meaning, Just saying the phrase turns u into a fuckin legend
popularized by the nutcase Gavino.
popularized by the nutcase Gavino.
by DILDOCHODE January 26, 2024
Get the GET BACK SHADRAGmug. by Will Kirkup June 2, 2020
Get the The Back Scratcher Effectmug. A back alley bottom is a bottom, typically a gay man, who offers up sexual services in back alleys. Typically around places like bars or clubs.
by Vampire.Pawz April 3, 2025
Get the Back Alley Bottommug. No, they clearly want me to murder children, therefore, give em what they want. If I don't get what I want you are going to get what you want.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
Get the Back it upmug. Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022
Get the Back seat pimple poppermug. 