Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.

by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024

My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

Real Friend

A friend you trust with everything. (Your passwords, your secrets, your crushes)

Carl keeps my secrets, so he’s a real friend.

by yourloverdefinitiongirl May 9, 2023

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

cheesecake friends

Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.

“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time”

by black.sheep.barbie November 11, 2020

pimple friend

A friend you wanna get rid of but you can't because she is clingy

Jennette:stacy is so annoying she is my pimple friend
Beth:omg I hate her too
Stacy:oh...

by TurtleNector July 7, 2023

friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022