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Blah friend

A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.
Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately

Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?

Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.
by Haileyislazy on insta June 21, 2020
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Friend

Nothing is a friend for you and your gonna jump out a window
by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021
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Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.
JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?
by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019
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Let's be Friends

A commonplace phrase of the word, which has many different meanings, but the most used is when someone wishes to politely ask you to leave or avoid them altogether.
Person of interest: Hey, I kinda like you, and was hoping we could hang out!

You: Oh, no thanks! Let's be friends instead!
by QueenPoisonstar May 22, 2019
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