sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Alexandria Good Friend

A good friend who ca help you with anything and a very beautiful person.You can always rely on her at all times.

Alexandria Good Friend is so nice and a good friend!

by T Cooper Evans November 13, 2018

glitchie friend

A person who is causing errors or problems in your life trying to prevent you from doing a task or activity

You know Meghan been talking about Kelly behind her back. She's a glitchie friend.

by TillzThen July 10, 2014

Fagthetic friend

Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.

“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!

by Passiveaggressive September 10, 2021

friend

The person you go to for lube when life fucks you in the ass.

She's a really great friend. She's seen me through some tough times.

by Xiamara July 14, 2021

Friends

Ayemara eli tyree nini and jalonte and malaeya and Jayana are the coolest people ever but they annoying as heck

Friends are supposed to care for each other

by Malaeya and ayemara December 31, 2020

rich friend

A rich friend is someone you can always call to do something (anything) a trip, dinner, girls night out, Walmart run, shopping run & they’ll be down and never have the excuse “I’m broke”

My friend “x.....” is my rich friend.

by TheG1216 October 7, 2019