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harassing my cat

Im busy harassing my cat.
by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016
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glitch cat

someone that frequently greens people out with odd behavior
Did you see him get kicked out of the bar for creeping girls out, he’s such a glitch cat.
by NLDM245 December 4, 2025
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Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.
That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man
by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020
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cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.
"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021
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Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.
A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.
by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022
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Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward
Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog
by Tigawanna December 9, 2019
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cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019
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