fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021

rebel friend

A character first seen in the Lego Star Wars games. Despite being non-canonical, he's become a fan favorite.

Rebel Friend is the greatest character in the entirety of Star Wars.

by Honeycomb Dude August 4, 2022

Friends

something you don't have because you did something stupid at school

Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.

by Chiaki_ Nanami February 18, 2023

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022

true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

girl best friend

When you’re a girl, your girl best friend is a female best friend that you also make out with. It is usually used when the parties involved do not want others to know.

Clueless person: Why do you and Mia spend so much time together?

Secret lesbian: Oh, we’re just girl best friends

by cool rats February 4, 2021