DeMorgan Friend

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.

Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.

by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.

Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!

by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010

Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020

just a friend

used by boys as an excuse to have hoes

girlf: ‘who was that girl you were with yesterday?’

boyf: ‘she’s just a friend’

girlf: ‘she’s a hoe’

by ynwmellyxxxx September 17, 2023

National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)

Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021