monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014