An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025
The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 03, 2024
by Lil Ki October 30, 2024
To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 05, 2021
A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008