cat

is a kind of liquid

person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))

by blueegg December 12, 2024

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Cat

An animal that doesn’t give a shit

We have a cat named Bailey

by Just a random :p January 2, 2023

cat

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

by polveoer November 29, 2022

marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024

Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021