nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

Nut

White stuff that comes out of a penis

He nutted on me!

by zoeykilla February 25, 2019

nut

A healthy food that squirrels eat. They can also be seen as an ice cream topping.

It also has another shallnotbesaid meaning

Can I get a sundae with crushed peanuts on top?

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Honey nut cheerio

Something male bees do, the act of producing honey, or buying honey, fucking, and then dieing

Person1: im gonna honey nut cheerio tonight
Person2: oh god oh no

by Blight 420 July 2, 2021

Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.

My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.

by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

Finna nut

1. Word that rhymes with Pizza Hut
2. An off brand Pizza Hut - used to not get copyrighted
3. An inside joke

Person one: I’m getting pizza from finna nut

Person two: don’t you mean Pizza Hut

Person three: dude take my moms pants off

Person four: how did I get here

by misguidedBanana March 26, 2019

Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.

Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!

by TheGrizard October 8, 2018