Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 02, 2020

Dizzy Nut

When you ejaculate and all of a sudden you feel very dizzy.

“Bro I got a bad case of Dizzy Nut when I finished in my girl, I could barely stand straight afterwards.

by vandal03 February 04, 2024

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould March 13, 2017

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020

kewt nut

Obsessive liking for kewt shits

Jesus christ: look at this kewt penguin pororo oh he is so kewt
Tru nigga: kewt nut

by Thot Patrol 8866618 October 15, 2022

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 19, 2022

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018