should i call them

Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.

John: AMANDA! I got a hair cut.
Amanda: Should I call them?

by Whoa There February 17, 2009

I left it wet for you

A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.

Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"

by A.C. Smooth December 31, 2010

I love you most

When saying "I love you most" to someone after they've said "I love you more" shows that the one sending "I love you most" love the other person more than considered possible

Person 1:I love you more

Person 2: I love you most

by ConnorInd March 21, 2019

i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

by kiwibirdie March 30, 2010

I forgot what the definition of this is

Kind of forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes this is a joke I really just wanna see it for some reason as an actual definition on this website.

If I forgot what the definition of this is, how the hell am I supposed to use it in a sentence?

by Kinda forgot it tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 16, 2021

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021

Assia (E-ss-i-a)

Assia is the funniest and most charismatic person ever. She makes you feel so welcomed with her easy going personality and she's an absolute crackheaaddddd. She's a super relatable person and really knowledgeable on topics she's super interested in. Just one of her laughs can pull up the whole atmosphere.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) is jokesss.

by Thebuttnothebuzum November 22, 2021