A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 06, 2022
by marylandgrl22 December 05, 2004
My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022
My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.
A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022
Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.
The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.
by Shantidevi July 14, 2017
by Hellotherefriend November 09, 2020
Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012