When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.
"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."
by Sunderwound April 17, 2015
Get the Cat Fatemug. the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.
the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.
by wowfacter April 12, 2021
Get the catmug. manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen
by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025
Get the Cats on a bicyclemug. by Tigawanna December 9, 2019
Get the Cat dogmug. cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019
Get the catmug. "Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."
"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021
Get the catmug. by K2021 April 12, 2021
Get the Spraying like a cat in heatmug.