floogie bird

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.

Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2008

Bird Hammer

A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.

Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.

“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011

The Dirty Bird

KFC (formally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken).

The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after eating there I feel ashamed.

by Jmae October 28, 2008

snow bird

anyone coming to arizona stricly because they want to leave their winter season, for ours. then leave when it gets hot.

this fucker cant drive, he isnt from around here. his plate says michigan...damn snow bird.

by Dr. Philyaup April 9, 2006

old bird

The mother of the speaker.

My old bird told me to shut up.

by woooord up October 2, 2006

ghetto bird

a ghetto bird is another name for a police helicopter in the ghetto. because of the high crime rates in slum areas helicopters constantly patrol from the skies. residents frequently hear them fly over their homes and are so used to the sound they names them ghetto birds as they are just like big birds constantly in the air.

"sound of the ghetto bird helicopters reminds me that i am in the ghetto"

by michellepac313 July 5, 2006

Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012