pussy whipped

When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!

I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Shit whipped

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.

"Dude, I just got shit whipped."

by nngaaaman January 21, 2009

hippie-whip

(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.

Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.

by dalb0z December 29, 2009

pussy whipped

Whoh-keesh! (Sound of cracking of bullwhip whenever a guy does what his woman tells him to)

Don't surprise me that he's so pussy whipped, being that he's so damn submissive to his girl!

by Anton May 8, 2003

whipped cream

a really sweet thing to put on

1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man

Put some whipped cream on me baby

Yes, sir!

by 44dinablowurhorn44 May 16, 2007

pussy-whipped

to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.

Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

pussy whipped

When your bitch has your balls in a vice grip. You lose all sense of self and do whatever your girl wants for a chance at getting some pussy.

"Dude have you seen Alex? He is so pussy whipped. he ditched us just to go shopping with that whore, gigabowser!"

by pimpinC December 15, 2008