“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 08, 2020
Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 27, 2022
by LiterallyQueenB February 26, 2018
Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024