Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 09, 2018

Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.

man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!

by Concrete spreader May 19, 2011

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 09, 2022

matthew chen

/Adj./very Asian

/verb/ getting a good grade

/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn

Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen

by Asainm March 19, 2017

Matthew Medina

Most likely lives in San Antonio Texas and has curly hair. Probably a valorant addict and hard to talk to. However if you get to know him, you'll learn that he is not that smart and will often yell HELP in the middle of the hallway. Overall a good friend and always good to befriend a Matthew Medina.

Is michelle here MATTHEW MEDINA

by vehzy May 22, 2023

katherine and matthew

A katherine and matthew are two people that makes out on a daily basis. They decided to not have feelings for each other and just have a straight hook up relationship. Now, they both secretly but not so secretly have feelings for each other.

"Oh look at that katherine and matthew couple!" said Joel.

"Yeh, hooking up as usual," said Rosy.

by M+G=L March 24, 2019