fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

fuck me stockings by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

potato sacking 

Chuck Norris version of tea bagging

Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking

potato sacking by Mokattam September 4, 2008

pink stocking 

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

pink stocking by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

facebook stalking 

A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.

Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.

facebook stalking by tone everlast January 11, 2010

stalking your clock 

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

stalking your clock by draventea January 14, 2009

Starking 

verb. to give the V-sign in a Tony Stark style.

This required the index and middle finger to be fully extended, the ring and little finger fully rolled up with the thumb clasped over them. The hand is elevated above head height, and the wrist broken downwards and outwards in the horizontal and vertical planes so that the line of the extended index finger is continuous with the top of the forearm.

'He's starking the crowd!'

Starking by mylife98 July 1, 2012

Staching 

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

Staching by themysteriousstache December 16, 2013