pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.

"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."

by Guy Necology September 12, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019

Pineapple Hair

1-The green top of a Pineapple

Anix: I'll just put some trees as pineapple hair

by Who cares who i am? June 16, 2020