Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

Toby Pickles

The biggest man whore known to man

Toby Pickles: I didn't do my math assignment, I was chatting up 5 girls

by Poggu May 26, 2020

Weed pickle

A weed pickle is the tweaker name for a weed pipe, named for the fact that tweakers who also smoke weed tend to after twisting the pickle for a tad to long, forget that when they go to smoke a bowl of weed, they try and hit the weed pipe as a pickle with twisting included.

Hey man, you gotta twist the.weed pickle! Its some pretty danky stuff in the weed pickle!

by TitsMcGee420 October 20, 2013

Pickle in the fridge

Pickle in the fridge is what people in the south say when they don't want to call someone a bitch to their face so they say there's a pickle in the fridge to confuse them.

Man that pickle in the fridge!

by Farmerscheater October 3, 2011

pickle rick

morty. i turned myself into a pickle. what the fuck.

'i make so much green they call me pickle rick'

by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020

Sniffle Pickle

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!

by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 14, 2020

pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 23, 2021