Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

Wayback Machine

The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.

I am gonna send your twitter into the wayback machine.

by whytftisdadsadsa December 8, 2020

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

blyat machine

a slavaboo that i met on discord.

blyat machine is a huge idiot

by Sleepy Head is gay. March 8, 2021

die machine

the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A

jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.

by Trash Nash June 9, 2022

Green Machine

Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.

Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?

Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"

by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022