Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022