beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 06, 2017

Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!

The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!

by Rockstar D June 13, 2007

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose September 27, 2015

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 28, 2018

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 11, 2009

Chong machine

Chong machine is a word for a vape more specifically a juul from which you chuong most commonly in history toilets due to the ventilation it can also be referred to as a Noel or tool depending on who is speaking

He come with me to the toilets I’ve got a chong machine

Ye trust Ethan me too

by Memelad March 13, 2019