elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose November 11, 2015

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

voice machine

A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.

Does it work if I say Christmas, in the Voice Machine?

by Speech December 19, 2018

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

blyat machine

a slavaboo that i met on discord.

blyat machine is a huge idiot

by Sleepy Head is gay. March 8, 2021

Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020