Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

flaming ambush

When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.

Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush

by Mark Philip Hurd May 27, 2008

calgary flames

An NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta, Canada whose only won the Stanley Cup once in 89'. They choked in the final round in 04' to Tampa Bay. Their famed player and basically the whole team is Jarome Iginla "Iggy".

Whats the difference between the Calgary flames and a bra? The flames only have one cup.

by wakka August 8, 2005

Calgary Flames

A Canadian team with a rabid fan base who seem to believe this team is actually going somewhere when in reality that is face first into the trash. The Edmonton Oilers are the Flames arch enemy. While both teams are not very good at this moment in time at least the Flames have Jarome Iginla.

Calgary Fan: The Calgary Flames are the best team ever!!!

Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

calgary flames

A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.

bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock

by Scyllian February 20, 2008