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mood flakes

Snow showers that are more atmospheric than intrusive
The snow showers will be nothing more than some "mood flakes"
by deftone207 December 21, 2018
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titty flaka

titty flaka is what you say when you are really happy. you say it when your with friends when y'all are all laughing. just a funny word to say
friends:*laughing*
me:guess what?
friends: what?
me: TITTY FLAKA
by m0bamba_lover_69 December 30, 2018
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Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.
"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!
by TheLastJibbers December 31, 2018
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Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.
I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.
by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019
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gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.
Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!
by The___best! September 15, 2019
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
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flutie flakes

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!
by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019
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