shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

Frau Evans.

a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!

she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.

-cheeky and out.

Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.

by fruff smith July 3, 2011

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.

Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson

by The corsa April 21, 2022

Evans highboi

Some Asian child for Holliston whose high 24/7 and loves freshman girls

Evans highboi is a fien for some freshman p**sy

by Chadd100 June 28, 2019

Evan Nichols

A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big

I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me

by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021

emily and evan

A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way

"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"

"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"

"Spicy like a taco"

"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"

by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017