Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

Bailey Evans

A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters

God he’s such a Bailey Evans thinks everyone loves him

by Alisha burton October 24, 2017

evan ware

A gay retard who likes hentai

"Nigga you hear him say that gay shit?"
"Yeah he sound like Evan ware"

by Kekmebaby May 24, 2017

emily and evan

A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way

"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"

"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"

"Spicy like a taco"

"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"

by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017

evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

evan lovas

A kid that you never want to meet.

Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.

by ajsol04 December 9, 2019