juan door

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butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa

by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020

steel door

A game created at the University of Toronto in the early 2000's. First, a steel door is acquired from a construction site. Then all participants get drunk and try to inflict as much damage upon it with their bodies as possible, often resulting in broken bones. The game has been banned at U of T.

"I spent two hours in the emergency room after last night's game of Steel Door."

by gillthezombie February 23, 2017

black-door

To beat the shit out of someone.

He walked out of the alley broken and defeated after getting black-doored"

by throwaway54321 September 2, 2019

door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.

"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."

by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009

Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.

Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service

by TheRealGator January 21, 2021

Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008