by 1358008 April 10, 2017
Get the Chrismug. An English Man with the attitude of a white ratchet girl living in a small town of Kentucky, but yet has one big dick that all the girls rave about. He is educated, but can be a major cunt. Hence, the total white girl attitude.
Girl: have you heard of Chris?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
by landlockedvaginutis August 13, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a bitch through and through.
by Spalzer December 20, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Chris is extremely salty, and gets jealous super easily. He starts a whole bunch of drama for no apparent reason. He likes to flirt with a bunch of girls that he doesn't even know, even though he has a girlfriend. He goes to the gym every day except Thursdays and likes to play roblox. He gets mad over very little things, most most people dislike Chris.
Chris is a total douchebag
by Anonymous5900 July 6, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A abnormally fat man, who has a micropenis, girls flee when he comes around. A very annoying person, he fails when he try's to impress people. He's a slob and can't take care of him self or his hygiene.
by The Watchman September 7, 2016
Get the Chrismug. A little bitch of a man with ether a small dick or non at all. This dip shit has a gap in his teeth 12 feet in length and is attracted to fat male bitches. There is no female version to this word so in all he’s just a gay faggot.
by Reeeeeboya May 9, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Hes amazing and perfect and like the love of my life 😡 i hope he stays mine forever because we married forever 💅🏿 chris is so cute and perfect and he really THAT nigga he’s the best and that’s on that
chris lemme smash ma
by bigblackbitch June 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug.