Sage from South Central

nickname for radio host Larry Elder

The Sage from South Central has been a radio host for a few decades.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

North Central Kansas Technical College

A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"

Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.

I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.

by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011

parkway central high school

Parkway Central has to be one of the most scandalous schools in the entire state of Missouri. Majority of the white kids are racist and will smile in your face and then call you a “jungle monkey nigger bitch” behind your back so stay safe. Parkway Central is also known for the weirdo hoes that let’s their dog eat their disgusting cooter on camera as well as people who think it’s a good idea to fuck one another’s boyfriend. Let’s not forget to mention how some of the most disgusting, hateful white bitches in American go to parkway. The white boys there are also very gay on the dl and the football team is the worst in the state. Lastly the niggas there are also delusional asf and 100% bitch made.

Shout to some of the pretty girls tho!!

The moral of the story is Parkway Central is ass.

-therealest&theillest<3

“what school you go to?”
“parkway central high school”
*awkward silence*

by sincerelytherealest<3 November 23, 2021

central line

The fucking dirtiest line on the London Underground

Hey man did u hear Jared got mugged on the central line

by Jared the wanking pelican May 19, 2023

Central Freight Lines

an American regional less-than-truckload (LTL) company headquartered in Waco, Texas and serving the Southeastern and Southwestern United States.For much of its history it was the largest and longest tenured freight carrier in Texas, and in 2021 ranked 21st on Transport Topics top LTL carriers in the US as of 2021 with estimated revenues of US$256 million. On December 11, 2021 CFL announced it would be ceasing operations with final freight pickups on December 13 followed by a full wind-down of the company

Central Freight Lines is winding down its business.

As of Monday December 13, we will no longer be picking up freight.

We will continue to deliver the freight we have in our system. Thank you.

by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023

Central Freight Lines

Central Freight Lines Inc. (CFL) was an American regional less-than-truckload company headquartered in Waco, Texas and serving the Southeastern and Southwestern United States. For much of its history it was the largest and longest tenured freight carrier in Texas, and in 2021 ranked 21st on Transport Topics top LTL carriers in the US as of 2021 with estimated revenues of US$256 million. On December 11, 2021 CFL announced it would be ceasing operations with final freight pickups on December 13 followed by a full wind-down of the company

Central Freight Lines has taken a 6% GRI effective January 12, 2019

by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023