Benjamin is the most innovative person in the world. He cooks chicken in his basement and even uses his pliers as chicken picker-uppers. Will not stop eating, not afraid to get half drunk. Moms hate him.
that guy is benjamin
by andrew norotn April 18, 2019
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin is someone with an histoire, a background.
by wellhereiam June 1, 2020
Get the Benjaminmug. Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...mug. by Revxnge-ii December 2, 2020
Get the Benjamin Medvemug. - Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
Get the benjamin mamug. someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin is the best boy that you can have in your life.He is loving , caring and beautiful.Most of the people love him.He is always there for you.You are lucky if he is your friend and luckiest if he is your boyfriend.He is the light in the tunel, always bright and positive <3
Benjamin is the prettiest boy ever!
by qayplm November 20, 2021
Get the benjaminmug.