public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs

Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha

by Jajajonny August 20, 2022

Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.

Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.

by tain london December 25, 2022

bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.

I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""

by Joelseph August 22, 2017

taco bell bathrooms

when you try to say the place is exploded

Dude this dump looks like taco bell bathrooms!

by HCtheFUNNYMAN September 13, 2023

Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."

"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."

by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021

Bathroom bitch

Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.

"Alex is my bathroom bitch"

by Sodocan October 8, 2023