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Yankee

by Peralex April 24, 2020
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Yankee Liver

Synonym for the liver of someone cannot tolerate much alcohol. One who comes from the Northern parts of the United States and is unable to drink a reasonable amount of alcohol.
Johnny passed out after one (1) Four Loko. The man has such a Yankee Liver.
by Rd44 January 16, 2021
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Yankee Doodle

A sexual maneuver that can be performed by opposite or same sex couples. Sometimes this can also be performed in group sex scenarios.

A member of the party sticks their non-lubricated index finder into the anus of their sexual partner and calls it macaroni. After a few good pokes, and once there is an ample amount of shit on the index finger, you forcefully remove it (the Yankee) and finger paint with it on your partners back (the Doodle).
You tryin to get a Yankee Doodle tonight bitch?
by PartyInTheBack...door April 5, 2021
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Angry Yankee

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.
“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

Wtf is wrong with you
by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025
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Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019
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Yankee yawere

A state of madness that white Americans often enter that is characterized by conspiracy theories, emotional instability, harsh language and an obsession with a fantasy invasion of foreign child grooming Marxists.
Dis yankee dey craze. Yankee yawere!
by White Yoruba May 4, 2024
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yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021
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