The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Upmug. It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014
Get the Wake and Cakemug. Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020
Get the Waking the babymug. A slang from Singapore which means to stay focus/think straight
Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF
Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF
by judaswept April 7, 2025
Get the Wake up your ideamug. My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
Get the Wake up squirtmug. Wakeness is the middle ground between being asleep and being awake. Say you are staying up purposely because of something you what to do. Or thoughts keeping you awake? Simply put your tired but you’re ignoring your tiredness. Another way of putting it is you’re in tired denial.
Wakeness:
An adjective to describe the middle ground
between being asleep and awake
A: “Are you awake?
“No I’m in wakeness”
An adjective to describe the middle ground
between being asleep and awake
A: “Are you awake?
“No I’m in wakeness”
by ChronicallyOnline_Freckles September 16, 2022
Get the Wakenessmug. by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023
Get the Wake it upmug.